Paris Hilton: Worst blogger ever

Paris Hilton needs a ghostwriter for her blog because she manages to come off sounding like a marginally literate moron. I mean, wow.
Of the losers on her new show she says, "Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way."
In reference to trips the group has made to places like Las Vegas and Japan she says, "It's quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I'm so happy

Britney Spears' mom writes about Britney's "dark period"

Lynne Spears' upcoming memoir will touch on the "dark period" of her daughter Britney's life "from a mother's eyes," according to Curt Harding, a rep for the Christian publishing company, Thomas Nelson.
The book is set to come out in September and will be called Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.
"Lynne begins by telling the story of her own family," Harding

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge put on a show

Looks like Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are making nice again, at least for the cameras. The pair were spotted heading to Crow Bar last night amid rumors of a big falling out. Lo Bosworth and Justin Bobby were also on hand.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to marry for the attention

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to subject you to their wedding via live telecast. The most charmless couple ever are in talks with MTV's Tony DiSanto and a source says he's interested in the project.
Heidi recently told Us Weekly that the couple's dream wedding would take place on Sir Richard Branson's Necker Island in the Virgin islands and feature a performance by U2. They'd have the

Ashlee Simpson's new boobs

Ashlee Simpson's baby bump is starting to show, her boobs are getting bigger and obviously she's especially proud of that.


In light of her pregnancy Ashlee has cancelled her summer tour, saying on her MySpace, "The truth is I want to put on an amazing show for you the next time I come to your town," adding "I promise I will be back, better than ever and ready to rock out."
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Britney Spears and Mel Gibson bond over cigars

Britney Spears hung with unlikely pal Mel Gibson at an exclusive cigar club in Beverly Hills Tuesday night.
The 26-year-old pop wreck and 52-year-old Mel met for yet another "guidance session."
The two arrived separately at the members-only Havana Club around 7 p.m. Britney had her bodyguard and assistant in tow.
"She looked pretty in her new Capri jeans a blue blouse, white shoes and a

Top Chef's kid-friendly spin-off

Bravo has a Top Chef spin-off in the works for kiddie chef wannabes. The aptly titled Top Chef Junior will feature contestants ages 13-16 battling it out for the title in a series of cooking competitions. The network has ordered eight episodes of the show but it's not known when it will actually go into production.
In the meantime, Top Chef's season four finale airs tonight. Go Stephanie!